The best of Up All Night's teen club beats, hands down.Ħ9. Maybe we'll never find out who they're singing to, and maybe it's a little cliché, but the best '80s rock songs are. Setting aside our jealousy for whoever this girl is, "Diana" proved that 1D could be just as anthemic as they switched their sound from pop to pop-rock. And with a nice spelling lesson during the bridge, it's def not as sexy as it's making itself out to be - even against its "We Will Rock You"-lite beat. "Rock Me" is pretty repetitive and chanty as far as 1D songs go, and that's saying something. But don't start a song with "When I'm fat and old " we're not It's the Irish dancing song/ Pirates of the Caribbean theme song hybrid we didn't know we If "Up All Night" from their first album grew up and joined an '80s cover band, bought a leather jacket, and got a YOLO tattoo, then you'd get "Midnight Memories." As it is, this title track probably best belongs on the next edition of Guitar Hero.Ī decent but ultimately safe ballad, "Same Mistakes" is a nice reprieve from the dance-heavy second half of this album. But it's sweet and decidedly not annoying, like some of the other ones ranked lower on this list. If we're talking ballads, "Change My Mind" isn't 1D's most memorable. In another life, Jason Derulo would have taken this song and made it the club beat it deserved to be. It's undoubtedly the best part of the track - and perhaps one of the best parts of all of Midnight Memories. The title might be too generous, but this mostly inoffensive song's biggest fault is burying Louis's powerhouse (and heartbreaking) solo at the very end. But has it held up over the years? Surely not. Sure, 1D's second-ever single was a rockin' power ballad in its time, and it foreshadowed Liam's destiny as the group's go-to falsetto guy. The only non-original song on this list, this mashup - recorded as a charity single - is a passable (albeit catchy) rehash of ~iconic~ '70s punk band Blondie's covered-to-death "One Way or Another" and Irish rock band The Undertones' "Teenage Kicks." Otherwise, nothing special. "One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks)," recorded for Red Nose Day 2013
But four years later, closer inspection forces us to ask: What do they mean by "stand up"? There's a "stand off" and there's a "stick up," but we're not quite sure what a "stand up" is…Īs you'd expect from the title, this is baby Direction at their neediest and brattiest. "Stand Up," Up All Night ( bonus track)Īh, the jam - circa 2011, of course.
And why, pray tell, are they walking around with one shoe?Ĩ4. Starting off sounding almost exactly like their (only slightly more superior) "More Than This," this might be the sappiest of all their ballads. "Half a Heart," Midnight Memories ( bonus track) So it's for the best that they kept this track off the standard release, since it's the only one that sounds like a boy band playing pretend.Ĩ6. Midnight Memories proved that 1D could do rock, and do it well. "Alive," Midnight Memories ( bonus track) "We're like na na na / then we're like yeah yeah yeah." Enough said.Ĩ7. Unfortunately, you'd be better off listening to Chris Martin and co. Surely you know that Harry is a renowned fan of Coldplay, the obvious sonic inspiration for this ballad. "Another World," Up All Night (bonus track)īet you didn't even know this song existed, did you?Ĩ9. Why would you rhyme "breaking" with "taken," especially when you pronounce it tay-kuhn? A total pronunciation fail plus a forgettable melody puts this at the bottom of the list.ĩ0. Below is a definitive ranking of all 1D songs - including bonus tracks and one cover - in reverse order, all the way from the bottom to their best song ever. Now that we've had some time to let the song settle (and turn it off repeat on iTunes) we've examined its place in their entire oeuvre. 2015 is no different now that they've released " Drag Me Down," the first single off their fifth record and their first without Zayn, sob. Ever since they stole our hearts on The X Factor in 2010, the boys of One Direction have dropped a new album every November like clockwork, giving Directioners a fresh crop of jams to rock out to for an entire calendar year.